Clarence the Candymaker rubbed his hands gleefully. Today, he would introduce the world to a whole new kind of Valentine's Day candy. "Hee hee hee!" he giggled. "This is the day I will rule the world!" He had created a candy that would take over the minds of everyone who ate it! He ran to his lab and boxed the candy for shipping. After an hour or so the boxes were sent. Another hour passed and he had controlled the minds of everyone! He giggled, sneered, laughed and coughed with happiness! He had minions everywhere! He ordered his minions to capture anyone who didn't eat the gum and put them in jail. A survivor named Joe fled in fear. Years later Joe decided to come back for the toothbrush he left there, but when he came back the town was a wasteland. He ran back to his new home and discovered that the world had been destroyed. Clarence the Candymaker had taken over the world.




Pablo You're not going to believe this, but yesterday I was outside riding my bike when I was interrupted by a strange rustling in a bush nearby. I was curious, but also quite nervous, as I crept up to investigate. As I got closer to the noisy bush, I saw what I thought was just merely a squirrel. I went up to it anyway to see just how [[#|close]] I could get to it. When I got surprisingly close, I noticed that the squirrel was, in fact, not a squirrel! It was a bat with a long furry tail! I knew bats did not have long furry tails, so I wondered out loud. "What are you?" I was, of course, not expecting a response, but to my surprise, the squirrel/bat looked over at me and replied, "Hola, I am Pablo the south-eastern squirrel/bat." I gasped in astonishment. "I know, I know," he said. "A talking animal. Best day of your life." He laughed; I gaped in astonishment. "I read fortunes," he said. "It is a businesses of mine." "Ok then," I snickered. "Read my [[#|fortune]]." "Hmmm," he murmured,in concentration. "Ah, I see, Don't take any [[#|flu shots]] in the next year. They won't help. You won't get the flu anyway." He waved me goodbye and I rode away on my bike, anxious to tell my family what happened. And that's why I can't [[#|get a [[#|flu]] shot]] today.







Aliens and Dinosaurs

I wish I could learn how to travel through time. It would be cool to learn this because then I could go back in time and tame a dinosaur. I could ride around and discover the behavior of dinosaurs. I could also find amazing [[#|information]] about what dinosaurs did! That would help scientist a lot. What would also be cool is if I could go into the future and see what it's like. We might have the technology to find life on other planets! Then, when the aliens come, I will be ready.







Mandatory Wiki: Due Friday, January 11, 2013
For this week's Wiki [[#|assignment]], you will share your New Year's resolutions. This [[#|assignment]] will focus on the writing trait oforganization. You will need to explain [[#|your]] resolution in a paragraph, which includes a topic sentence, at least three supporting sentences, and a conclusion. We will discuss resolutions and the organization of this wiki writing in class

For my New Year's resolution I am going to be more organized. The reason I'm doing this is because sometimes when I get some papers, i just throw them in my binder without putting them in the rings. When I open my binder again stuff just falls out and papers fly everywhere. I also forget where papers are sometimes when I need them. Even when I'm at home my stuff is still disorganized. So this year I will put things where they need to go. Then i will be more organized and I wont lose stuff.









Task: Write a 50 word or less description of a sweater for a catalog.
Audience: Your audience will be your peer group.
Purpose: Your sweater description will need to convince your reader to [[#|buy]] the sweater.
(It also will help our word choice trait and force us to look at sentence structure [[#|again]].)


The Best Sweater For The Holiday Season!

If you're looking for the perfect sweater for those winter days when just some fuzzy [[#|mittens]], a warm hat, and a soft and [[#|splendid sweater]] will do, this stylish find will be the absolute perfect choice for you! The perfect choice for the holiday season, this sweater will keep you at the top status in fashion for the holidays! Go to school or work and everyone will be asking where you got this baby blue knitted wool sweater, topped of with white snowflake designs that fit everyone's taste! With the softest quality wool, thick and fuzzy, this snow day wonder is softer than Northface (TM)! This sweater is high quality fashion but it's very comfortable! The world will be staring at this magnificent cover for the holidays! While being the top find for this season you'll have to come early for [[#|Belk's]] (TM) Black Friday sale! For more [[#|information]], please contact 1800-COOLGUY







I Thank My Best FriendBy Molly CreamerDear Friend, To [[#|start]] this letter, I would like to say that I'm not going to mention your name because I wish to keep it private. Sorry to all of you who want to know the identity of who I am writing about. Anyway, I would like to thank you friend. I am so glad that I happened to meet you and that you are now in my life. You're funny, delightful, and you are always there for me no matter what. You cheer me up when I'm down, and you don't try to change me. you like me for who I am! We understand each other and I'm not afraid to tell you what is on my mind or if something is bothering me. For that I would like to thank you. I am comfortable around you and you are truly a great friend! I am thankful for you and how you are so nice and understanding. Most of all, I am thankful that you are my friend, and I hope our friendship will last forever.Your friend,Molly

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Bullying

Bullying is a serious problem. what is bullying? Bullying is when one individual hurts another individual physically or mentally. what would you feel like if you were bullied? I [[#|bet]] you would feel like you weren't good enough. You would feel really sad or angry. If you're a bully and you're reading this, just think about how you would feel if you were victim to bullying such as what you do to people. most of us have felt bullied before and know how it feels to be bullied. If you see someone being bullied, go help them or tell someone responsible. DONT JUST STAND THERE! HELP! bullying is horrible, and yes, teasing is bullying too! Just think about how you would feel if you were being bullied and THINK BEFORE YOU SPEAK! If you are being bullied and whoever [[#|the bully]] is won't stop tell an adult who can help. I have felt bullied by someone and it was terrible. Please help if you see someone being bullied! if you don't, you're a bully too! Make the world a better place! Stop bullying when you see it! Stand up to the bullies!




Molly as President
Hello world! My name is Molly, and I want to be your president! So, imagine this, you're walking along the street, and suddenly, a HUGE dog comes up to you and YOU feed it your double MacNugget meal. you [[#|look]] around and dogs and cats are everywhere! ([[#|Healthy]] and taken care of and well fed of coarse!) Wouldn't that be great! In my version of our country, this would be reality! I should be your president because I am honest, funny, caring, smart, cooperative, and caring.



Plant Cell's Letter to ChloroplastsDear Chloroplasts, I love you SO much because green is my FAVORITE color and I want the plants that we make up to be green and you make that possible for me. Even though you are tiny, you still do BIG things that help those big plants survive! I personally have a sweet tooth that makes me love you even more because you get [[#|energy]] from that bigger guy the sun and use that [[#|energy]] to make sugar. So basically I would be an animal cell with a [[#|Cell Wall]] without you! I need you more than birds need feathers and without plants which we make up, those birds would be in big trouble! (except for those meat eating birds!) I can't stress enough how much I love you! You're the best! I remember when we first met, I was just a lonely cell with no name. But then you came along and said, "Hey! Do you know where I could find a cell to call home? My name is Chloroplasts! Nice to meet you!" It was the best day of my life! Love, Plant Cell P.S. Dont let your buddies bother my insides!
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